Sophia Jude was born thousands of years ago when a man named Jake became pregnant and gave birth to her. God declared her to be the daughter of god after this immaculate conception. She was tragically killed by Clarence Thomas and Billy Sunday at the age of 28 after they brutalized her and pinned her to a giant X but she rose from the dead 4 days later which was witnessed by 8 men who claimed they heard the story 500 years ago from witnesses. Sophia will one day come back to the earth, kill all people who are not Sophian, but take the Sophians to heaven with her for eternal life.
In order to get to heaven you must accept Sophia Jude as your personal Lord and Savior. Anybody who hasn't done such goes to hell. You must accept her teachings, have all children say "Under Sophia Jude" in the pledge of allegiance each morning, post her 10 commandments on every govt building, and children FORCED to pray to her in school. Oh and she gets tax exempt status too.
Anybody who questions the teachings or views above is intolerant, using an improper tone, an evangelical atheist, a troll, a critic, disrespectful, has no substance, is imposing on me, should know his place, has no beliefs, etc... Right???????????????