South Carolina recently passed a law, Section 23-29-20, titled the Subversive Activities Registration Act..
And now, because what subversive organization dedicated to the violent overthrow of the United States or South Carolina government (or any political subdivision thereof) would not be more than glad to file a registration form, you can too.
And no, I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.
For a mere $5, you and all your minions can now register as subversive agents of a subversive organization! (Don't forget to file the form in duplicate (see the instructions) and include a self-address stamped envelope.) Here I provide the text of the form and a suggestion for how to fill it out:
Name of Subversive Organization: Democratic Party of the United States
Name of Chief Agent of Organization: B. Hussein Obama
Address of Chief Agent: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington DC, 20006
Do you or your organization directly or indirectly advocate, advise, teach or practice the duty or necessity of controlling, seizing or overthrowing the government of the United States, the state of South Carolina or any political division thereof?
Yes. We advocate controlling the Executive, Legislative and Judicial branches of the United States government, although we are doing a piss-poor job of it right now, being unable to control the Legislature because our opposition has a 41-59 majority.
If yes, please outline the fundamental beliefs. If applicable, attach a copy of the bylaws or minutes of meetings from the last year.
Please refer to this linked document. We believe in socialist health care, socialist banks and socialist auto companies. We also believe in accepting large (socialist) donations from organizations such as insurance companies, pharmaceutical companies, banks and car manufacturers.
Please name all other members of the organization located in South Carolina. If the space on this form is not sufficient, please attach additional pages referring to this section
Please find enclosed separately the names of the 862,449 supporters of B. Hussein Obama in your state.
Filing Instructions
Subversive Agent Form (filed in duplicate)
$5.00 made payable to the South Carolina Secretary of State
Self-Addressed, Stamped Return Envelope
Return all documents to: South Carolina Secretary of State’s Office
Attn: Corporate Filings
P.O. Box 11350
Columbia, SC 29211