Thank you. I'm glad I have the chance to talk to you tonight because...well...I'd like to present this reeeeallly funny slideshow that I made. I showed it to Laura last night and she gave me a standing ovation. Heh...heh...heh..heh...
...without further adew (sic), here it is...
"Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!!"
(raucous laughter)
Heh...heh...heh...heh...
"Nope. No weapons over there!"
Oh. My. Gawd! That's soooooooo funny!!
That's my man! (chuckle...chuckle...)
Here's me thinking about making this excellent slide show.
Wait a minute! Does HE know where the WMDs are?
How did THAT get in here? Sorry. That was for my "international" press slideshow.
Heh...heh...heh...Where's the pretzels?