Just think, kids, you only have to work a few hours a day, you get re-elected even when you don't do your job, and you can always resign and make big bucks by working for one of those billionaires you used to work for . . . I mean, legislate on behalf of. Besides, who wouldn't relish the opportunity to engage in nonsense . . . I mean, spirited debate . . . with intellectuals like Ted Cruz, Michele Bachmann, and Louis Gohmert? So here's a new song about this exciting career opportunity . . . ."I Wanna Be In Congress When I Grow Up!"