President Obama today pardoned two turkeys, an annual tradition since at least George H. W. Bush. (Previous presidents had occasionally pardoned their birds, but Bush I seems to have made it a tradition.)
I'm waiting for the Republicans to declare the current president's action unconstitutional and illegal and immediately institute legal proceedings to have him fined, impeached, roasted and eaten.
I hope they have the courtesy to wait until Monday, at least for the eating part.