Mental cartoons of the day:
1. Trump sits scowling at a little stand with a table set up on a street. He has on his MAGA cap, and has a pair of high top tennis shoes on the table to his left and a Bible on his right propped up on little wire stands. The banner above him says “Trump Golden Hightops on sale for only $299!!!!! Trump endorsed God Bless the USA Bibles a steal at $60!!!!! SAVE EVEN MORE when you buy both and get the GBA Bible FREE FOR ONLY $358.99!!!!! You can dunk a basketball and Praise the Lord at the same time!
2. Majorie Taylor-Green (aka Large Marge) wears full her full SOTU get up with MAGA Cap and Trump’s Mug Shot t-shirt and chases Mike “Moses” Johnson around a MAGA wrestling cage. Johnson, only half the size of Large Marge, flees her dressed in a robe and sandals. Two “seconds” stand behind the cage at either “corner.” The “Large Marge” guy has a shirt labeled “Born to KIck Rino Ass.” The MIke Johnson’s man wears a shirt saying “The Next Speaker of the House.”