The Man's records are up on
John Kerry's campaign site, and I have to say, in comparison, our pseudo-president looks like a slacker sleeping in a sack of shit.
Excuse the language, folks.
Let's see. John Kerry's got:
Bronze star
National Defense Service Medal
3 Purple Hearts
Silver Star
Vietnam Service Medal
1 REQUEST for swiftboat duty (he volunteered, folks)
Top Secret Clearance
and 1 Nuclear Weapons Training Certificate.
I particularly like that last one. Check out the cute (tasteless) little mushroom-cloud watermark.
But hey, the man has credentials.
And one last thing: Fitness Reports. George Bush is short at least one of these, so I hear...
I can hear the ad now:
Vote John Kerry for President. John Kerry had time for a complete medical while he was serving in the military. Why didn't George Bush? What was George Bush hiding?
Check it out folks. There's a lot more, and I haven't read it all.