For my birthday a month ago, a friend gave me a George W. Bush plush doll that he and his wife had converted into a Bush Voodoo Doll by adding a box of pins and a small noose. I happily stuck a pin in each eye, one square in his forehead, and another in his right ear.
Then I tossed it aside and forgot about it.
Time passes. The first debate takes place. What were some of the notable mistakes committed by Bush?
- Blinking a lot (eyes)
- Unprepared (ears)
- Petulant, uncharismatic, couldn't think on the fly (brain/forehead)
Not to mention that he was favored to win the debate but "choked!" (noose)
Since I'm apparently a Voodoo Shaman and didn't realize it, does anyone have suggestions for horrible things I can do to the doll before the second debate? :-)