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The Illinois Leader, the home of all coverage in illinois favorable to Alan Keyes (Because no one else in the state things there is any) has a laugh out loud deliberately funny webpoll on the first radio debate between Keyes and Obama. As of right now you can vote at and if they've changed to a different webpoll, you can still see the results of this one at .

One of the choices on what will happen in the first debate
"Alan Keyes will reveal that not only is Jesus Christ not going to vote for Obama but that Christ has also decided to intervene on Keyes' behalf"

Originally posted to naraht on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 01:36 AM PDT.

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  •  I like this one (none)
    "Sen. Obama will use the following rebuttal line in response to a Keyes answer at least once: 'this is a reason I'm up 50 points.'"


    The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. --George Bernard Shaw

    by Categorically Imperative on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 05:42:05 AM PDT

  •  I am mystified (none)
    That "MTV Celebrity Death Match" isn't winning. C'mon, people! Let's freep this poll (um, not sure HOW, but c'mon anyway!).

    5:30 am on Tuesday morn ...

    •  Obama would knock him out in 5 seconds flat (none)
      MTV wouldn't even want to waste the time making the claymations.  :P

      In Britain they admit to having royalty. In the United States we pretend we don't have any, and then we elect them president.

      by Asak on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 08:12:32 AM PDT

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