This AP story has the full details of Iran's Security Council's endorsement of Bush. Juicy quotes after the jump.
Historically, Democrats have harmed Iran more than Republicans, said Hasan Rowhani, head of the Supreme National Security Council, Iran's top security decision-making body.
And...
"We haven't seen anything good from Democrats," Rowhani told state-run television in remarks that, for the first time in recent decades, saw Iran openly supporting one U.S. presidential candidate over another.
So Republicans are pro-Islamic fundamentalism?
"The experience of two wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and the responsibility Bush had, will make it a very remote possibility for him to risk attacking a much bigger and more powerful country like Iran," he said.
So they're daring us to attack them, too...
Finally,
Mofidi added that "Democrats usually insist on human rights and they will have more excuses to pressure Iran."
There you have it, folks. A vote for Bush is objectively a vote for Islamic fundamentalism, against human rights, and for another goddamned war.