In my quest for masochism, I found
this little bit from a Blogs for Bush addressed to African-Americans.
We are, however, working on it and we hope that in future years we will earn more and more of your votes - after all, there's not a dimes worth of difference between the views of a white and a black conservative Christian.
That's right. Only Conservative Christian Blacks need apply to the Republican Party. Oh, and all whites are now Christians and Conservatives. Is there something that I'm missing here?