i got your book just like you ordered me to and you're the kingpin so you have make good on your pony promise. and none of this beer shit either, okay? i did not buy your book just so you could stand me a beer. hell, i don't even drink beer, so what good is that gonna do me?
i went to all the trouble of buying a saddle and harness and goddammit i even went to the trouble of building a barn in the back yard, and no goddamn fucking pony! you suck, all the kossacks suck, and this site is the suckiest suck that ever sucked a suck.
i want my pony!