Back in the day, the idea that white collar professional jobs requiring years of education, and tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debt, was of course unthinkable. Then one day it wasn't. But have no fear! MSGOP has compiled a list of new careers invulnerable to oursourcing (until of course they're no longer invulnerable to outsourcing) for all us suckers who spent 50k getting an MFA in digital media. Let's consider them one by one. Shall we?
* Chief Executive
(How likely is that?)
* Physician and Surgeon
(Too much bile).
* Pilot, Co-Pilot and Flight Engineer
(Dude. I can barely drive a car without running into things, and you want to trust me with a plane?)
* Lawyer
(I prefer to break the law).
* Computer, Information systems manager
(Two words: manager's butt).
* Sales Manager
(See above).
* Pharmacist
(Temptations, temptations, temptations - but I suspect I know more about the varieties and peculiarities of benzodiazepines than any pharmacist in America).
* Chiropractor
(I won't consider any career that reminds me of L Ron Hubbard books).
* Physician's Assistant
(Again, the bile).
* Education Administrator
(Three words: brats, brats, brats).