PRESS RELEASE FROM THE
BUSH IMPERIAL WHITE HOUSE:
The GOP's propaganda organ took another glorious step forward yesterday in its efforts to protect the Homeland from dissent and dissenters. Clear Channel, the nations largest radio broadcaster, has selected Fox News to carry the glorious messages of our leader and his cabinet as they spread the word of God and Democracy. (Source)
Intially Fox will provide a five-minute top-of-the-hour newscast, and a nightly news broadcast, to inform our Leader's worshipful people of his message. At present there are no plans to make this a 24 hour a day broadcast on all 1200 CC stations, however if the people demand it...
News of this development will cause joy among the people. Commence rejoicing.
Now.