Just now on Nightline with Aaron Brown (who I respected for about ten minutes after 9-11), Candy Crowley was freezing her fat ass off in Burlington, Vermont, when she reported the following:
"On the final message on their `Dean for President' blog, the campaign....blah blah blah"
First off, I have a fat ass so I am entirely entitled to comment on her fat ass which is prominently on display whenever she hosts "Inside Politics" while Judy is off for her Botox appointment.
Second off, it is NOT going to be the final message, Candy. So get used to the fact.
Third off, there is no "Dean for President", ya stupid whore. It is "Dean for America" and "Blog for America". No "Dean for President", okay?
Fourth off, "America's Network", CNN, has trusted the coverage of Howard Dean's campaign to some Media Whore who can't even get her BASIC FRIGGIN' FACTS straight.
Fifth off, the half case of Corona I've imbibed this evening has made this day a lot more palatable.
G'night Mrs. Calabash, where you are.