10. That the White House is under attack. 9. Exactly which country we're occupying. 8. Exactly which country we're gonna invade. 7. Where the money went. 6. What the hell Dred Scott is anyway. 5. Why so many Americans support Socialism Security. 4. Why folks is so down on pur Mezkins workin' for 'em. 3. The difference between Georgia, the state of Georgia, and Georgia State. 2. That Karl Rove is NOT rehearsing for a remake of Tootsie. 1. That his security detail are Cheney's men.