Soon many, many
Republicans will be down in the dumps. Its not going to be fun for
Republicans in the coming months and maybe even years. I'm starting to get really, really worried for them. We all know how sensitive
Republicans are, this is going to be a tough time for them, emotionally. Heck as a bleeding heart liberal, I'm already welling up a bit just writing this diary and thinking about what a blow this whole meltdown will be to
Republican self-esteem.
Gosh it seems like just about everything the Republicans have hung their hat on to boost their self-esteem, is going straight down the old shitter! Just think how upset we would be if we were in the same tough spot as Republicans are today! Lets look at a few examples of some of the troubles that Republicans are facing, the poor dears.
As I see it, what is going to hurt the poor
Republicans the most is the loss of their overall lifestyle and worldview,
Billionaires for Bush
this is a very painful process for anyone one to go through, especially Republicans
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so we have to make sure we approach the Republicans with the correct attitude. Sympathy.
After all the Republicans were chasing a Shining Dream! They were following their Bliss! How can we condemn Republicans for having a dream and working hard to fulfill it?
Sure, the Republicans thought to themselves, MAYBE some people will have to suffer, a bit, to get the country back on the right track.
and to keep us safe in a scary world, we must defeat our enemies, of course!
Well, darn, they tried, those plucky Republicans! But, it looks like their dream is falling apart. Things are starting to go against them (and you now how they hate that!) what with the Civil War, 26 'Investigations' going on, their base crumbling due to the insanity of tax cuts during a war, calls for censure, growing Republican Congressional backlash, a large geographical area of their base being screwed up the old Keester sans KY by Fema, 2% approval rating among black Americans, loss of momentum in the race for the Latino vote due to immigration w'nuts, sandy knees from meetings with Sheiks, selling off anything that isn't nailed down and busily denailing everything else, turning women into barefoot incubators or imprisoning them for aborting Uncle Al the rapists baby, abandoning an American city, endangering lives and the Planet through the eradication of science and common sense, the bankrupting of the middle class, the obscene enrichment of robber barons, burnout, a severe Bullshit shortage (they've gone through the entire worlds supply in just six years!) Scott McClellans head about to explode, Cheney being kept alive only with the infusion of the blood of thirteen year old Iraqi virgins, Condi not getting enough time to really get a good workout and buy enough shoes, a game show host from Telemundo for Attorney General, and that's just off the top of my head.
So remember fellow Liberals & Progressives, have a heart! if you see a Republican slumped over in his Rolls reach over and tousle his hair and give him a little chuck under the chin. Wink at him and tell him to keep his old white rich head up! After all things could be worse, there could be an effective opposition party!
So Cmon, Kossaks lets take a vote! When it comes to the Republicans, I've got out my special Walmart Slack Cutter (similar to the ones the Republicans didn't prevent the hijackers from using!)
I've got the Slack Cutter in hand and await your vote!