A collection of notable quotes from today's news, and the wittiness or Savvyness they are such fabulous examples of...
#10 - "He had no connection at all with Sept. 11"
Osama bin Laden (supposedly) on a new audio tape coming to the defense of Moussaoui, recently jailed for participation in the 9/11 attacks
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Ok, Mr. Binny, if that's who you really are. We are supposed to take YOUR word for it? Someone's been smoking the really good camel dung!
#9 - "In other words, we're now able to take a new assessment about the needs necessary for the Iraqis"
Mr. Bush talking about reevaluating Iraq's capabilities to govern itself
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OK, Georgie, time to change your talking points memo, you have the one from 2 years ago... We've heard it before. Or is Karl telling you again to simply dumb it down and repeat the same stupid crap again? Oh yeah, answered my own question...
#8 - "But that's the main weapon of the enemy, the capacity to destroy innocent life with a suicider"
Prezneato again in same speech as #9. So nice, he's Savvy'ed it twice!
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No folks, he's not talking about his own weapons - throwing American bodies at his created problems in Iraq - he's talking about the terrorists over there. Remember Georgie? The suiciders you created?
New Prezneato word of the day -
Suicider: The Decider's Army "volunteers"
#7 - "He is a proven leader and a supremely qualified intelligence professional"
Sen. Pat Robert R-Kan at General Hayden's successful confirmation hearing
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"Supremely Qualified (GOP Dictionary): Knows the ins and outs of avoiding direct questions, leads efforts at defrauding the American people, and must look as white and Rove-like as possible"
#6 - "We have a great deal of respect for the Congress as a coequal branch of government"
AG Gonzales speaking about the FBI raid on Dem. Jefferson's home for "bribery"
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA, snort, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Ummmmmm, Mr. AG Dude: You are so inviting the kharma police! You who have so thoroughly destroyed the Consitution, and everything real Americans believe in - have respect for Congress????
Apparently only when corruption is in the situation!
Savvy mind-reading of the day -
Mr. AG: "Oh finally - a corrupt Democrat we can flog in our media for the election year!"
#5 - "China's military expansion is already such as to alter regional military balances"
Excerpt from today's Defense Department report on China's growing threat to the US
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And meanwhile, Prezneato and the Congressional accomplices are worried about what language we should have amended to the Constitution to protect our borders. Oh my god, it hurt to type that...
#4 - "Experience shows that even with the best of planning, we're going to face some unprecedented challenges and unforeseen events," Chertoff told reporters. "But if we begin with a good plan, and we have a good plan, we will be in a far better position to coordinate our assistance this year with state and local governments, and get help to people who need that help the most."
Homeland (fake) Security Chief Michael Chertoff today talking about the US hurricane seaon preparedness
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Dear Mr. Chertoff:
Please accept my sincerest condolences on the death of your loved one. I know I would miss my conscience horribly if it died as yours has under this administration.
Sincerely,
Savvy
P.S. - "People who need that help the most" are not just Trent Lott's white Missouri friends and family. Try and remember that next time.
#3 - "We will continue making progress for the American people and it's vital we have strong partners in that effort like Brian Bilbray in Congress"
Dick "One Shot" Cheney at the fundraiser in CA-50 today raising hard earned corporate finances for Brian Bilbray's soon-to-be destroyed candidacy
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Seen in the background behind Mr. Cheney:
Bilbray forcibly holding in his puke as he realizes who-the-HELL is saying this and wondering if the money is worth it.
Heard in the distance:
Cheers of happy Busby campaigners and roars of pissed off CA-50 voters
#2 - "The classified nature of the NSA's activities makes us unable to investigate the alleged violations discussed in your letter"
Kevin Martin, Repub, responding to the FCC's request to investigate the NSA situation
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"Investigations? We don't need no stinkin' investigations!!!"
#1 - "Nobody is being tortured at Guantanamo Bay"
State Department spokesman Sean McCormack speaking out against Amnesty International's claims against the US of torture at Gitmo
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-Added to Savvy's list of Idiots to make sure NEVER TO VOTE FOR IN THE FUTURE.-
Do the GOP require bold-face lying in ALL of their political hacks???