Operation Take One for the Country

Patriots or Whores?

Mission Statement: To discretely provide US troops shipping out overseas with the most sensually pleasing departure possible.

About US: 'Operation Take One For The Country' (abbreviated OTOFTC) is a movement of like-minded women (women predominantly as of right now) who have covertly organized into groups to frequent eating and drinking establishments near armed service bases where troops are preparing to ship out overseas, and take one for the country, so to speak.  We are a virtual organization and have no official headquarters or charter. We believe US service men and women deserve our support and we are willing to make caring choices about making them happy.

•  Um, OK

  This is extraordinarily weird.

  by Mikey on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 03:55:54 PM PDT

  •  asdf

    maybe they'll create a baby boom which will be able to pay for the Social Security of the previous baby boomers.

    by Trix on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 03:57:57 PM PDT

    •  Probably.

      After all, if we can't even provide our soldiers with the equipment they need, there's no way we're providing any forms of contraception to their hoochies.  And never mind the religious issues in that.

      by Mikey on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:00:11 PM PDT

  •  Re: This is extraordinarily weird

    mercy f--k, redefined.

    by Avila on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:10:59 PM PDT

•  Woohoo!

  I guess sometimes there is a benefit living next to two navy bases, an air force base and an army post!

  I'm heading to Red Robin right now!

  by lapin on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:02:32 PM PDT

•  This is... INSANE!

  I can't--

  I'm just--

  I--

  I mean--

  So--

  Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.

  by JeffLieber on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:02:53 PM PDT

•  One more thing...

  **BIG BIG WARNING** the second part of our motto is BE DISCRETE! That means not letting on that you are on an OTOFTC mission. To the group in Galveston Texas (Yes, I got word the NEXT day), you CANNOT, and I mean CANNOT go to a bar and get loaded and start chanting 'TAKE ONE FOR THE COUNTRY' like a zillion times. That's bad. I love you Texan gals and love your spirit but that's not what we are trying to accomplish and it's not safe.

  I--

  So--

  I mean--

  by JeffLieber on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:05:14 PM PDT

•  Wasn't this a Porn Movie?

  Er, not that I would know. Anyway...

  A great idea from Shellie A., wife of Lt. A of Ft. Rucker. She is calling on wives of servicemen to have 'Felatio Friday' at least once a month. Awesome awesome idea.

  Once a month. Neat.
  

  by Olds88 on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:07:55 PM PDT

  •  asdf

    swallow a load for democracy

    by Trix on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:16:06 PM PDT

•  Fellatio Friday!

  ... for the Toby Keith fan club.

  Holy Shit.

  by Marshall on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:08:26 PM PDT

•  Well, they *are*

  a bit organised via the net, but nothing new... at least not that I knwo of.

  I wonder why they don't call it "give one for the country... ".. but whatever.

  by Marisacat on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:13:22 PM PDT

  •  LOL!!!!

    by Marshall on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:19:23 PM PDT

•  Babies Babies Babies!!!!

  These women deserve to be recognized on Mothers' Day. Make sure you have a photo-op with your local "Take One for the Country" chapter. Give them each "Daughters of the Class Revolution" medals, class I for twenty sex acts, class II for twenty-five, and class III for thirty-five.

  [For the most productive patriotic woman in your district, offer to find a well-paid internship in Washington.--George]

  by Marshall on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:13:33 PM PDT

  •  Call them "Pioneers" or something,

    it's good enough for the GOoPers....

    by wozzle on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 06:21:06 PM PDT

    •  how about calling them...

      Patrisluts.

      by Trix on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 06:27:06 PM PDT

•  I think that it's bogus

  I wouldn't be surprised if this was some kind off-duty PSYOPS thing put together by some guys at Camp Pendleton or some other place stateside.  The strategy would be to kick start a "movement" of easy women hanging around military bars.  Who knows,  it could work.  "Fellatio Friday",  however, makes the satire a little too obvious.

  by zoltar on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:16:37 PM PDT

•  tip jar

  spread the love.

  by Trix on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:20:04 PM PDT

•  STDs: The new going away present.

  How magnanimous of them.

  by pixie on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:22:38 PM PDT

•  Wow.

  We believe US service men and women

  We believe you service men and women, too, but we hope your "services" are better than your syntax.

  Ba-dum, ching!

  by David Waldman on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:32:43 PM PDT

•  mission accomplished

  You can submit photos of your battalions outings to [e-mail].

  by madetoorder on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 04:35:30 PM PDT

•  Poor Rosie the Riviter

  Must be turning in her grave.

  "We Can Do You!"

  by greendem on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 05:05:40 PM PDT

•  wow!

  and taking a look at the founder's pic on the homepage, i want to enlist just to get me some of that hot easy patriot action!

  </snarky mode>

  by skippy on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 05:07:51 PM PDT

•  Wow.

  I'm at a total loss as to how to react.  No I'm not.  Whether or not it's a parody site....

  BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA <snort>!!!

  The chips are down. Find your outrage.

  by sj on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 05:10:17 PM PDT