Transcript (sort of) of the Bu(ll)sh(it) news conference
I will provide a transcript of part of the conference, annotated appropriately
1. insurgents threaten to kill - change election?
Iraqis will vote ... blah blah blah (bbb) ... all should vote bbb (what a pile of stinking offal-WAPOSO) exciting time
2. Credible turnout numbers in election?
I have no idea bbb no plans here bbb WAPOSO
3. Are we the cops of the world?
Yes bbb WAPOSO
4. is this a policy shift
no - I have always viewed us as the cops of the world bbb bbb bbb WAPOSO
5. Jordan - arrested for speaking out - do you condemn the arrest of someone for speaking against America?
I am unfamiliar with the case bbb WAPOSO
6. Does your inaugural address mean anything?
How would I know? I don't know the case. bbb WAPOSO
7. democrats accused you and C Rice of lying. Do you admit to lying.
Rice is great. She lied under my orders. bbb WAPOSO
8. Helicopter
terrible tragedy
9. Deficit is huge, huge, huge. Can we afford SS reform?
I have no idea about your question. Americans pay taxes. We will fund the troops. Who cares about that stupid deficit? We were attacked on 9/11. wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf (wwwwww)
10. Americans believe that it was a mistake to go to Iraq. How can you sell this crap to the American people?
Saddam Saddam Saddam. wwwwww. A free Iraq is good. We have the troops that we have. Iraqi troops are getting good. WAPOSO Working with Iraq is the same as working with Japan. We value life. Death is bad. We will be in Iraq as long as we have been in Japan.
11. Republicans think that SS reform is nuts. Do those who go with piratized accounts have a guarantee?
I am committed to the destruction of Social Security, working with Ds and Rs. Social Security has WMD, and it must be destroyed. It must be destroyed now. Social Security is the third rail of politics. I don't care if others lose their jobs if they vote to destroy Social Security.
DP Moynihan supports the destruction of Social Security. For the seniors, cat food is nutritious.
(phone call - missed some)
12. ?
WAPOSO
13. Should we combine the destruction of SS and the tax code, to really confuse people?
Sounds good to me. wwwwww wwwwww WAPOSO
14. why don't people believe your wwwwww about SS?
I will continue to say wwwwww about SS. The sky is falling.
15. You tried this in Texas and failed miserably.
I did not fail miserably. Up is down. Black is white. Freedom is slavery.
must stop now
what is with that laugh, anyway? why is he always laughing at such weird times? is this some neurological sign of brain farts or something?