This just in:
In a major sign that President Bush believes he has a huge mandate from his reelection, he's changing his name to "God."
I smell Rove behind this. Just look at the political benefits:
"He told me, 'Whenever Democrats raise objections to my plan to privatize Social Security, I'll just point to our currency where it says 'In God We Trust' and say, 'See? It says In ME we trust.' And when protesters insist I should be impeached for lying about the war in Iraq, I'll remind them that the Pledge of Allegiance says that the U.S. is 'one nation, under ME.'"
We need to get on top of this now. This is no joke. I mean crap, The Weekly World News reported it. In their extra-carefully-vetted online edition.
Oh, stop laughing. Like TWWN is less credible than Talon News.