A couple days ago the UPS guy showed up. It was a box from a friend, and I assumed it was just something I forgot the last time I was at her house. I started opening it with my 12 year old song looking on. There was a note on the top that said "if you are ever on a desert island, from your dear friends Karen, Drae, Melissa and Valerie"...This was my first clue that it was not a pair of socks that I was going to pull out of the box, so I decided not to open it in front of my son...
To find out what was in the box, join me after the break...
I pulled a Polish pottery penis out of the box...yes, that's right, a penis, made out of pottery, with blue flowers down one side and centimeters marked off down the other. There is a long and not very interesting back story, so let me just say that we used to drive 10 hours to Boleslawiec, Poland, to buy pottery when I lived in the Netherlands, and this particular item was sold in one of the stores there...Somehow my friend Karen decided I need one of these, so now I am the "proud" owner of a Polish pottery penis.
So WTF is the weirdest thing you have ever gotten in the mail?