It's time we had a place to say what we really think. This thread is not going to be the kind of place you want your kids to read, nor is it going to be a place where you have political correctness or worry about what you say being used against the Democratic party. I'm going to use this as a place to rant and spend a few minutes getting some complaints about conservatives out of my system. If you're fed up, feel free to do the same.
War
Republicans are pussies when it comes to war. McCain served, and a handful of others, but the vast majority wouldn't know how to shoot a fucking M-16 if it was superglued to their hand. These delusional shitheads grew up in front of the TV watching John Wayne and reading Sgt. Rock comics, and never had to ever worry about being in a real war. When Vietnam came, their rich daddies got them out of it, or if they didn't have money they went over there and came back completely insane. The people who are conservatives now and are Republicans are simply only being conservative so they don't get their asses kicked by the loudmouthed neonazi thugs that enforce a strict pseudo-patriotic Republican stance on the military. With one exception of a delusional religious nut relative, every military person I know has either been independent or a Democrat, and either voted for Kerry or would have voted for him if they were alive today. My grandfather fought in World War II, Korea, and saw other horrors that people in the military face. He was a lifelong Democrat.
To you Republicans that want to go bomb the middle east or attack Muslims, I say go right ahead. YOU do it, don't expect our military to do it for you. If the wealthy Usama bin Laden can form his own terrorist group to attack us, you can form your own to attack arabs. Just get the fuck out of my country and let us live life the American way, not your way.
Economy
Republicans are "fiscal conservatives" like Michael Jackson is a "protector of children." They just want to take my money and give it to the rich. I don't know what the fuck they think they are doing, but it's even worse when it seems like the majority of the population support them doing it. Most Americans are fucking idiots because we've gotten so complacent, and we all allow these pricks to steal our money. Social security is necessary because most of us are too god damned stupid to handle our own financial future. It is a compromise. However, if we are forced to invest that, then we'll end up with a robber class of elderly people. Oh wait, I forgot, old people support faggots, so they don't need our money, those terrorist geriatric bastards!
In any case, those of you that want to let the Republicans touch your money, please come talk to me. I have bottled fresh air to sell you for $10,000 a bottle.
Rights
Republicans are pussies because they want to force us to give up our rights so they can feel safe. Maybe I don't want to feel "safe" by your standards. Maybe I want to live my life and enjoy it. Guess what, I also haven't taken antibiotics for years, so my immune system is stronger than yours. There's an allegorical meaning to this, but your feeble piss-filled head wouldn't be able to comprehend it. Let's just say that security is for pussies. Go ahead though, waste your money on building a safe-room, buy a Ford Synus so you don't get shot at while driving, homeschool your kids so they don't learn about evolution, and call the FCC so they don't show anything good on TV.
TV, Movies, Radio, Video games, etc.
You know how you assholes always call the FCC and whine loudly about the sex and violence you let your kids watch on TV because you don't want to pay any attention to them? Well, shut the fuck up, because I want more sex and violence on TV. I want Bono to be able to say "fuck", and if you don't want your kids to like it, maybe you shouldn't let them watch TV. It's bad for their minds anyway. Give them books you cunt. I want my TV to be entertaining to me, not kiddie-time happy-happy.
This, of course, doesn't apply to the news. If you take Fox News seriously, then you deserve my boot up your ass. They are lying cunts with no sense of morality. They suck the cocks of every Republican they can, and wear the spooge proudly on their chins. Bill O'Reilly is a pussy little dickhead who wouldn't dare talk shit to someone face to face without bodyguards to protect him. Sean Hannity secretly worships Hitler, and probably got his ass kicked on a daily basis in school because he was such a wimp. Of course, MSNBC, CNN, ABC, and especially any Sinclair stations, are all Republican dicksuckers as well. They can all fuck off, because they stopped reporting news years ago. It's a sad day when admittedly biased sources of news like dailykos are more professional and honest than the commercial news. I don't want to watch news entertainment, just tell me the fucking facts, bitches.
Religion
You believe in God? That's your problem. I don't care. It's your choice to believe what you want, but it's not your right to cram it down my throat. I personally believe that it is a mental weakness to have to believe in religion. A sort of security blanket for weak minds. However, it's your right, just as it's my right to drink alcohol which I enjoy. Still, if I drink and drive, I can go to jail. If you go to church and bother me about it, I wish you could be punished as well. At the very least, it should be my right to punch you in the fucking face if I get in my face to try to tell me about how Jesus supports the Iraq war. I should have the right to kick your ass if you try to tell me that I'll go to Hell because I don't go to your church. I understand the bible better than most people, and I understand that it's bullshit. Deal with it.
Conclusion
Fuck you Republicans, you fucking cunts. Conservative cocksuckers can all suck the shit from my ass. I hate you, and I, like Howard Dean, hate what you stand for. You stand for evil, and it disgusts me. If I piss you off, don't try to pass a law to hold me down, face me like a man and accept the ass whoopin that you so rightly deserve. I will kick your fucking asses if you mess with me, and I find that a lot more honorable than the bullshit you pussies normally try to pull.
Also, I'd like to apologize for using words like "pussy", "cunt", "cocksuckers" and other things like that. The female anatomy is a beautiful thing that I love, and someone willing to perform oral sex for their partner is giving a wonderful gift. However, the English language is very limited, and there's nothing I can come up with stronger than those words. Perhaps it's time we make a new word to represent all that is wrong with the world. Oh wait...we already do have a word for that...it's "Republican."