Well come on all you Americans
Uncle Sam needs a helpin' hand
Jumped us into a big ol' jam
Over yonder in `raqistan
Hummers hum
Hear the rockets roar!
Now march yer ass to the war!
And it's one, two, three
What are we fightin' for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn
Next stop Eye-raqistan!
And it's five, six, seven
No! No! Guantanamo Gate!
Now who started this row?
All Hat! No Cow!
Whoopie! We're all AWOL now!
Well come on Guardsmen sea to sea
And all you Guardgals where `er ye be
Gotta mount up and pound some sand
Over yonder in `raqistan
We need the gas
So mover yer ass
It's a Weekend Warrior blast!
And it's one . . .
Come on publicans across the land
And toss a pot to Iraqistan
Come on lobbyists - yer fight too
Or cough up a son, or a daughter'll do
Be the first yer side o' the street
To jack a leg in the grinder meat!
And it's one . . .
Come on preachers near and far
Open yer Bibles to we are
CEOs don't you be slow
More we kill - more dough to blow!
Guns and prayer books
Piss and Pot!
Halliburton gonna bid the lot!
And it's one . . .
Come on Exxon `n' git yer thrill
Lay some pipe and send `er the bill!
Abu grab you, Tex' state pen
All the same - it's `murikin!
We'll sell `er soul
Dilate `er hole
Tank `er up `n' watch `er roll!
And it's one . . .
Now sorry y'all for the mess we made
It'sa way we figger that poker's played
Keep yer stinkin' Eye-raqi sand
Don't you fer'ners understand -
We'll all be free
's `mocracy
Now drop that RPG!
And it's one . . .
Callin' all you muj-adee
Recruitin' time for the boob-wah-zee
Fun fer all, where'er yer from
Helpin' ta beat `n' steal `n' bomb
It's para-dize
Satellite TV
Hillbilly armor SUV!
And it's one . . .
Now come on bloggers around the globe
Post yer comments - and lock `n' load!
Come on journalists, you know who you are
Bring the feathers and bring the tar!
Up on a rail!
Heigh Chimp! No bail!
AWOL - a hitch in jail!
And it's one, two, three
What are we fightin' for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn
Next stop Eye-raqistan!
And it's five, six, seven
No! No! Guantanamo Gate!
Now who started this row?
All Hat! No Cow!
Whoopie! We're all AWOL now!