SIGH!
You have no idea how hard it's been, being the Open Thread. No one, absolutely NO ONE, stays on topic.
And nobody ever, every says "thank you for putting up this thread." No one every says "we really appreciate you. We love you!"
No one, NO ONE loves me.
I'm leaving. Seriously. I hate this job, and I'm so very, very sad.
SIGH!
Ok, once more, but only once more... APRIL FOOLS!