Following on my rap diary of yesterday ("Check out Canadian rapper k-os. This is real" at
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/4/10/21555/0347), I thought I should present my own rap song, relating to the Dear Leader, the 2004 Rick James (RIP) "Super Freak"-influenced rap song and video "George W. Pussy". (Nothing dirty, just cats.)
It made it to the top of the Village Voice "Eddytor's Dozen" list for Nov. 2-8, 2004 by Voice music ed. Chuck Eddy, at
http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0444/eddy.php
, and inspired a whole 10/21/04 Boston Phoenix article, "Bush-rapped: David Boyle gets catty", on me and the song at
http://www.bostonphoenix.com/boston/news_features/this_just_in/documents/04210306.asp
, not to mention my video of the song at
http://d-bo.com/240_15fps25kps.mov .
It is even mentioned by the Centre for Political Song at Glasgow Caledonian University, at http://polsong.gcal.ac.uk/news.html ! (October 22 entry "Anti-Bush track samples Super Freak", three entries below their entry on "Mosh")
(More below fold, including lyrics)
"Pussy" to me just means "cat", of course, nothing else. (In the video, I show a picture of a donkey when I say "ass", too, so that takes care of that.)
(Some other Kos diarist regularly links to someone's blog with a "pussy" cat prominently pictured, so no harm if I do similarly, I suppose.)
I actually gave a DVD of the video to Chris Heinz (stepson of John Kerry) and Jake "Mr. Kirsten Dunst" Gyllenhaal when they visited Ann Arbor, Michigan back in late October, and an aide named Will Copeland later left a phone message saying they really liked my video when they viewed it on their tour bus, and they wanted me to put it online! Very flattering!
By the way, the commentary on "George W. Pussy" at
http://ilx.p3r.net/thread.php?msgid=5119921 is hilarious, with gems like
"i just listened to this track. ho lee shit.
-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...), October 11th, 2004.
...
fuck Pavement. This is the best song ever. In fact, to hell with all other bands. I don't think I can listen to any of them ever again.
-- gerardo francisco (nmec8...), October 11th, 2004."
(The ILX commentary includes insights from John Seroff of The Tofu Hut at http://tofuhut.blogspot.com and Matt Perpetua of Fluxblog at http://fluxblog.org , maybe the two most famous MP3 music blogs in existence.)
And of course, the song is also on my own website page at http://d-bo.com/GeorgeWPussy.html .
This all may be slightly "old news" but still new to most readers here. And it's my birthday, so please indulge me. Thanks. And enjoy!
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Lyrics to "George W. Pussy":
Pussy pussy George W. Pussy
Pussy pussy (cat) George W. Pussy
Look under a bush, u might find a cat
Yo whatchoo think of that
He didn't fight in Iraq
Didn't fight in Viet Nam
9/11 sent those people to Heaven,
But buddy you couldn't even run a 7/11
How come you failed
Waving your bushy pussy tail
Wussy pussy George W. Pussy [voice in background: "Can't touch this"
Sissy pussy (cat) George W. Pussy [background: "Can't bust this"]
You sent those kids to go invade Baghdad
To look tougher than your Dad
Now they mamas sad
Their babies coming home in a body bag
So u was too naive
To stop Abu Ghraib?
The torture house
You're in Saddam's posse now
Posse pussy George W. Pussy
Nazi posse (cat cat cat) George W. Posse
(M.C. Hammer-style musical break, ending with "Halliburton time", not
"Hammer time")
You and Cheney in a little white carriage
That's what I call a real gay marriage
Sodomized by Halliburton whenever they please
You lucky you ain't got---venereal disease
And your pal running Californy
Groping women cos he's so horny
Arnold Fornicator, what a masturbator
Almost half as bad as Ralph Nader [voice in background: "Oh my Lord"]
Hussy pussy George W. Pussy
Scuzzy pussy (kit cat) George W. Pussy
Dick Santorum said gayz r like dogz
Well you're just a pussy cat, ha ha ha
Pussycat pussycat where have you been
Going to London to visit the Queen
We got England right here, Lynndie's her name
Why didn't you prevent America's shame
Playing kissy face with Tony Blair
Pussy and poodle, what a pretty pair
Maybe you're the real Queen flaunting your flair [voice in background: "God
Save the Queen"]
But the British homies tore down your statue in Trafalgar Square
[background: "His fascist regime"]
Missy pussy George W. Pussy
Hissy pussy (kit kit) George W. Pussy
(second M.C. Hammer-style musical break, ending with "Pussy time")
You should be ashamed
Y'all gang-raped Valerie Plame
George W. Pussy is your name
Cat in the dunce hat, you're the one to blame
Not to mention the election you robbed
And how come y'all lost 3 million jobs
Of course, I love Americans too
God knows I love them more than you
Woozy pussy George W. Pussy [background: "Can't trust him"]
Boozy pussy (cat cat cat) George W. Pussy [background: "Can hardly love
him"]
I don't care if you went to Hah-vahd
We'll send your punk pussy-ass back to Crawford
We ain't give you no mo pussy time
To commit yo pussy crimes
So let me represent
That y'all better repent
Cos you know full well
God sends bad pussy cats to Hell
Pussy pussy George W. Pussy
Pussy pussy (catty cat---) George W. Pussy
Hell??? ....Yeahhhhhhh.
---GEORGE W. PUSSY !!!!!
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