I gathered these up from multiple chat room and e-mails over the years ... The winner recieves the presitigious Golden Gould Award. A fine trophy in 14K plated gold which shows the late esteemed evolutionary biologists in obvious olfactory distress holding his nose with one hand and holding an unidentified object at arms length with the other.
# 10
"I feel sorry for you. You're all blinded by the TRUTH!"
# 9
"If Noah didn't cause the seashells to be mountins then how do u
think the fishes got up there by walking on the fins or flying or what? And I'm
not ignorent I just want to show if you can't answer."
Under the "woops" category # 8
"If people evolved from monkeys why are there still people?"
Under "unclear on the concept" Top Ten Worst Creationist Args # 7
"You're the one who is doing the assuming here. It says in the bible that God made Adam fully formed and the stars the same way. So the
light was already on the way to Earth. Anything else is pure guesswork on your part"
# 6
"My claims are valid and easy to understand once you free yourself from your prision of LOGIC"
# 5 and the winner of the Utter Lack of Logic Award! Also known as "The Hovind Award"
"You just said theories can never be proven. Since creation is the only theory that has been proven creation wins again!"
# 4
"Science shows God even holds the atoms together though some of the partcicles have been positive charges and would push on each other. So making the Earth would be a lot easier for him than you think."
# 3
"Tell me how nothing came from nothing?????"
Top Ten Worst Creationists Statements of all time runner up! Remember that if our grand prize winner is unable to fulfill his or her duties as poster child for creationist stupidity, the runner up will step in ...
"If the ape and man had a common ancestor, that makes the ape the common ancestor by DEFAULT!"
And the #1 Worst Creationists Argument for Sept. and winner of the coveted Golden Gould Award.....
"How do evolutionists explain the Carribean Explosion?"