I was on a
web discussion board, and made comments about the absolute pounding I've been taking from the Texas chauvinists on my
blame it on Texas Diary, and one of the members of the BBoard who lives in Houston, Kurt_t, made the following comment:
Houston: a horrifying example of Republican values realized in all their stark dystopian hellishness.
You want hideous strip malls and shoddy low-rise apartment complexes stretching across the horizon from Gilroy to Bakersfield? Reelect Schwarznegger!
I want to be the Democratic Karl Rove! Except instead of ill-fitting business suits, I want to wear mesh tee-shirts and buttless chaps.
After I cleaned off my monitor, I decided that this was too good NOT to be shared, and that I want to know what Democratic Karl Rove wannabes have as their "except" clause.
So, what's
YOUR except clause?