As
reality-based reality keeps poking its little nose in where it's not welcome (via the gas pump, Cooney-gate, the Downing St. minutes, falling enlistments, etc.), even the most profoundly oblivious Bush fans must be struggling to stay clueless.
So what keeps them going? Any Bushies out there? If so, how about letting go of your ankles for a minute and taking this poll. (The rest of you can vote for a Bush-fan friend, if you want.)
I LIKE BUSH BECAUSE:
A. He keeps the negroes down.
B. As a Christian, I have faith he will protect my sacred beliefs from being defiled and ravaged by any of that science or secular arithmetic. And he keeps the negroes down. Amen.
C. You can't blame him for thinking the war would cost $1.4 billion, and now it's like $300 billion, since he probably has no concept of what ANY numbers mean anyway. Besides, don't worry: We have over 250 million years worth of coal right here in the good old U.S. of A. And he keeps the negroes down.
D. So they lost $8.8 billion in Bagdad. Isn't it better they rob us over there, than over here? And he keeps the negroes down.
E. I'm a gazillionaire, so I don't give a flying f### what Bible babble, born-again-cretin code words they program into the few remaining neurons in coke boy's so-called brain. Bottom line is Cheney keeps delivering what I pay him for, and if that means having the Secret Service fetch your pension fund in unmarked bills by rowboat to my über-yacht in the middle of the night; well, if you don't like it, go f### yourself. And he keeps the negroes down.
F. I'm a Republican negro, and I find this poll very offensive. And he keeps the queers down.
Note: This poll is officially scientificical inasmuch as right now I am wearing an official lab coat I got somewhere and I downloaded an official doctorate degree from the official Bob Jones Creationism and Squeezing as Many Syllables As Possible Into The Word Jeyeezusa Institute. Amen.