Dear Rightwingers,
Go to Iraq. Now. Fight, and die if you have to, but GO.
Are your kids over 18 years old? Tell them they have to go too. Not theoretically. NOW.
If your kids don't support the war, I assume you've already cut them out of your lives, since they hate America and support terrorism. They are objectively the same as the 9/11 hijackers, right?
But if not -- and they've cheerleaded this war all along, like you -- you owe it to your country to pressure them to sign up now. Force them if you have to.
After all, even if they die, it will be for freedom, won't it?
You see, for a few years now you've been calling those of us who opposed this war every sort of vile filth imaginable. You've called us traitors, terrorists, cowards, and un-American.
Well, now it seems that 60% of the country are traitors, terrorists, cowards and un-American.
60% of your fellow citizens in the United States believe we should get out of Iraq, sooner rather than later.
What are you going to do about that? This is very alarming, and merely complaining about it won't do.
I think you should set an example.
Obviously, 60% of the people in this country don't love America enough to sacrifice its sons and daughters for this great cause.
60% of the people in this country don't love America enough to sacrifice their OWN lives for this great cause.
60% of America doesn't believe in freedom enough to die for it.
But YOU do. Right? That's what you've been saying all along, haven't you?
Time to show the rest of us how it's done. We need your heroism. 60% of us need to be inspired by your sacrifice.
When we see you dying for freedom in Iraq, we may realize how important it is.
When we see you attending your children's funerals, and then walking up to the microphones and cameras and assuring us that they died to protect our freedoms...
Well, maybe the cowardly, traitorous, terrorist-supporting 60% of us will finally get it.
But it's going to take your lives, and your children's lives.
I assume you have no problem with that, since you've been happy to see others killed and maimed over there?
Time to go.
Time for your children to go.
Your country needs you.
(I invite everyone else to weigh in with SPECIFIC people who we need to go fight in Iraq, now. Or whose children need to go. Or both.
Jonah Goldberg is a given. Who else?
Let's then send them urgent pleas, asking them to show that traitorous, cowardly 60% of the country how important it is to fight and die in Iraq, by doing that themselves.)