Ok, you know I just couldn't pass this one up.
Americablog is reporting that porn star and White House dinner guest Mary Carey has
"lust in her heart" for the Bush twins:
"Oh my God, his daughters! I'd LOVE to party with his daughters. I'd love to meet them. I totally want to have sex with them. You can write it the day after I leave here."
Oh God, the things I could say about this. However, none of them are very clean. Anyone have anything to add? (snicker?)