My controversial views have led the powers that be here to make my posts disappear.
My views can be unpopular. But stifling dissent goes against the very principles upon which this blog was founded.
My unpopular views (some call them my "tinfoil hat" views) include:
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- Believing that America needs to have seven plagues visited upon it to cleanse our evil ways and have the Olsen Twins assume their rightful places as our demi-gods/queens.
- Joe Biden's hair plugs, when viewed from above, form the "666" symbolic of Satan and that Joe, may, indeed, be a messenger sent by the Dark Lord to undermine our party, our democracy and our freedom.
- Dick Cheney is an automoton -- a robot version of his former self, cloned from the Dick Cheney DNA that remained after he died during surgery in 1988. Cheney was cloned by the various major corporations whose interests he now projects and protects.
- Kos and his site are secretly an arm of Haliburton which has built this blog to gather liberals all in one place. This helps them collect data on us with an ultimate goal of destroying us. (This is an extension of the "flypaper theory" of attracting terrorists the neocons are currently pedaling as a way to justify our continued presence in Iraq.)
- Kos has become a multi-millionaire off this site -- at our expense -- through his blatant whore selling of premium ad space to "deep pocket" advertisers like hippychixshop.com.
- This blog is not focused enough on me. Me. And my problems. And my issues. And my inability to do my laundry in a timely fashion. And me. Just me. Me, me, me. That's what more of this blog should be about. Me.
So for all these controversial views and more, the powers that control this site have decided to erase me and my posts.
Oh sure, some of you will claim that my posts disappear because I often tell those who disagree with ME to go fuck themselves or to "take a flying fuck at a rolling donut," or call them names like dumbfuck, prick, asswipe, douchebag, fuckwad, pindick, slutface, butthole, shitbag, vomitnose, earwax, toejam, Count Crapula, and more.
But that's not the real reason.
I am being punished for bucking the echo chamber!
You jagbags!
Sincerely,
-- Bob Johnson, Esq.
Update [2005-6-30 20:16:56 by Bob Johnson]:
You're all bastards.