John Gibson is guest hosting the OReilly Factor tonight, and the program is 4 minutes old and already hilarious. We can all use an end of the week laugh to helps us wind down at this point, I'm sure
Like I've said before, there's stupid, and then there's John Gibson batshit crazy stupid. The man who brought us "Bomb Paris" and "Give Rove a medal" has a brand new "what's the fuss with Rove" talking point.
Ok here goes:
- Democrats have, in the past, criticized Bush for being too secretive. Obviously, before all this Leak business, Bush was running one of the most secretive adminsitrations since the advent of TV. Bush wouldn't recognize an unscripted press conference if his life depended on it. His adminsitration makes closed door meetings on things like Energy and doesn't hand over notes from the meeting, even when there's allegations of improper goings-ons. Etc etc
Gibson surmises that Democrats are obviously anti-secrecy.
So here's the kicker.
If democrats are so anti-secrecy, why are they defending a the secrecy "covert agent"?? COVERT = SECRET says Gibson. And Democrats are against secrecy!
"They can't have it both ways!" Gibson declares, as my head exploded
Whenever we talk about Gibson, I feel obligated to post this hilarious picture of him:
Remember: There's stupid, and then there's John Gibson stupid
This line of reasoning is so crystal clear that no one can possibly dispute it. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going to go register Republican tomorrow. Alas, I have been so misled my whole life. Thanks John Gibson for clearing it all up for me!
wait wait
as I type, he's still talking
He's debating Jamal Simmons, democratic strategist. He's quoting this new NY Times article about Novak telling Rove yadda yadda.
Simmons: I thought you didn't trust the NY Times
Gibson: Well I do this time!
The debate ended with Gibson just going "Jamal, Jamal, Jamal, Jamal, Jamal" over Simmons talking.
This man is just like a hit parade of comedy. I can't stop laughing