Sunday August 14th was another sad day for our nation among many hundreds of bad days since the sElection of 2000 and the stolen election of 2004 of George Bush. As all must be aware by now, Cindy Sheehan has been camped out at the Crawford estate of George Bush to ask him what the "noble cause" is that cost her the price of her son's life in Iraq. Really it is a simple question but the Coward Chicken Hawk in Chief has remained hidden at "the ranch". More after the fold...
Ranch? No cows, horses or pigs, except the ones he invites to discuss policies that he cannot understand anyway, but it still it is a ranch. What's up with that? Oh I guess it is a CHICKEN ranch and not the same kind that was also famous in Texas. (Its not the same because the only ones getting screwed are all of us on the outside of the Ranch.)
Today the press asked the Coward, just before his scheduled bike ride and likely tumble on the trail, why he would not meet with Cindy Sheehan. His reply was as follows:
Bush said he is aware of the anti-war sentiments of Cindy Sheehan and others who have joined her protest near the Bush ranch.
``But whether it be here or in Washington or anywhere else, there's somebody who has got something to say to the president, that's part of the job,'' Bush said on the ranch. ``And I think it's important for me to be thoughtful and sensitive to those who have got something to say.''
``But,'' he added, ``I think it's also important for me to go on with my life, to keep a balanced life.'' Read the news story here.
WTF... Did I read that right? He wants to keep balanced life? Kinda like Fox News "fair and balanced". What a putz. But then he also said that he needs to get on with his life. Well I have some suggestions for how the Coward should get on with his life. Here is my top ten.
10. Order Rove to tell us the truth. You know you will not be able to move on in your life until you come clean with this issue. You know confession is good for the soul and I guarantee that you will likely move on (to Leavenworth hopefully).
9. Learn to read something more challenging than THE PET GOAT. Start off easy, but commit to read at least one book without pictures.
8. Tell the truth... you and Condi. More than just friends right?
7. Swear off the hidden ear microphone and that electronic link to the Cheney. It is time you quit taking orders from that devious fuck. Be a man and tell him to blow it out his ass next time he orders you around.
6. Take time for a father daughter talk with Jenna and Barbara. Tell them that there is noble cause to join in Iraq and sign up. Just tell them that the dudes are hot, the parties wild and that they are certain to score. They'll be there in a New York minute and you and Laura can finally have the house to yourselves.
5. Come on enough is enough with the tax cuts. Agree to re-instate the top tax rate on the top 2% of tax payers. Save Social Security by doing this and have history remember you as a President that was seriously misguided but finally came to his senses for at least one issue that eventually will affect every single American.
4. You can really move on if you fire Donny Rumsfeld today. Don't let that incompetent prick resign. Fire his ass. You will move light years ahead in your life and in national appreciation not to mention the soldiers in the field.
3. Sometimes you need to share the pain to move on. For that I recommend a two week get away to Gitmo. Chained to a cell floor in stress positions for a couple of weeks is bound to give you some perspective. Don't worry they will let you up for the occasional water boarding (no not surfing you moron) or some classy masturbation. Albert Gonzales would be an ideal pal to bring along. You fellas would really be relaxed and ready to move on.
2. If you really want to move on, resign from the Presidency, become a monk and meditate about the countless victims you have created, the lives you have sacrificed and the unbelievable mess that you will leave behind in our nation, but before you take this step or sooner...
1. Meet with Cindy Sheehan, try to be human, have compassion, apologize and then feel the freedom your soul will have by finally doing one right thing you god damn asswipe.
Feel free to offer your own suggestions.