It is so tough to be conservative these days. I mean what with the liberal media and activist judges and those pesky fillibusters, not to mention those Jews in Hollywood, it is so tough right now. You can't go a day without seeing some story in the liberal media bad mouthing Our Fearless Leader. They are so mean you guys. You don't even know.
Then you have that crazy bitch Cindy Sheehan and all the rest of the liberals that continue to whine and protest and fight against our Glorious Offensive. Who are they to question Our Fearless Leader's actions against the infidels? He is a WAR President. Doesn't that inspire confidence in you?? Who are these people to question Our Fearless Leader's honesty and creibility. He has done nothing wrong. If he had he would apologize! Who are these people to demand answers to their simple questions? They have no right to talk to their democratically elected Leader! Duh! These people need to learn to be good citizens (like those poor persecuted conservatives) and believe in their government. If it comes from the administration it's gotta be true. They would never lie to us. Why would they ever want to???
Seriously it is so tough to be conservative y'all. The judiciary has gone fucking nuts. I mean clearly the liberals have infiltrated our justice system and are working to destroy the foundations on which our country was built. You know, white christian families, ruthless capitalism, money, all the necessities of a successful nation. Just this past Sunday the great conservative congressman Tom DeLay told me on Justice Sunday II (my new favorite show, y'all. It totally beats that bounty hunter show on A&E. Totally....) that "activist courts" are imposing "state-sanctioned same-sex marriage" and "partial-birth abortion" and are "ridding the public square of any mention of our nation's religious heritage" in what amounts to "judicial supremacy, judicial autocracy." He also told me that "rights are invented out of whole cloth. Long-standing traditions are found to be unconstitutional. Moral values that have defined the progress of human civilization for millennia are cast aside in favor of those espoused by a handful of unelected, lifetime-appointed judges." (Source: WaPo) Now if Tom DeLay tells you something, you listen up. Cause the only person more honest that Our Fearless Leader is Mr. Tom DeLay. He is the paragon of everything Texans extole: white Christian families, ruthless capitalism, money, and of course high ethical standards.
Seriously it is so tough to be conservative these days, ya'll. I can't imagine what it would take for us to finally be able to enact some change in our liberal-infested country. I mean we've already taken control of the House, the Senate, the White House, and we're well on our way to controlling the Supreme Court. So what's it gonna take?! I know! Let's pray.