(Originally posted at
http://myleftwing.com )
Pat Rub-em-out, whoops, Robertson has been a Very Bad Boy lately. Which offers various possibilities:
Instead of "Ayatollah", "Ay-Pat-ollah";
Instead of "Taliban", "Pat-iban";
Instead of "fatwa", "Pat-wa";
Instead of "700 Club", "720 Virgins Club";
Instead of Osama bin Laden, "Pat-sama bin Rub-em-out";
and so forth.
Think of your own. Cartoons and other media will not hurt either, and you are welcome to contact columnists and cartoonists of your choice with your ideas...