Almost all of the good people who know what is best for Iraq enjoy sitcoms in air conditioned comfort. Great ideas and noble intentions must flow generously in the presence of amply chilled air and light situation comedy. After all, look at our own Southern states. A paradise has bloomed in the steamy backyard of the North.
Therefore...let it be known, the solution for Iraq is more light comedy and AC for EVERY household! At last, great ideas will triumph over reality (and oil will change hands freely) a neo-con paradise!
Right thinking in 1969 could have avoided 5 years of senseless violence in Vietnam. Richard "Cool the Cong!" Nixon would have been a hero to the liberal press and the pesky Arabs would have been cowed. Reagan would have followed Nixon's glorious second term and the Soviets would have thrown in the towel by 1979. Afghanistan would not have been a cold war bloodbath and Osama would have toiled at the family construction firm, helping build a United Arabia one chilly skyscraper at a time, with his Persian partner, the Shah, at his side.
Well, Mr. Wolfowitz, not every great idea is a great idea...is it.