At great risk to life and limb, I got my hands on an advance copy of Bush's speech for his impending TV address. It's quite revealing:
Thank you. The title of tonight's speech is "What I Didn't Do During My Summer Vacation." But seriously, folks...
I'm sorry I entrusted the safety and welfare of America to a guy who couldn't run a horse association. Hey, I couldn't run an oil company and I turned out OK, so I figured, you know, let's give him another chance and let him get back up on that horse. Not a real horse of course, because, well, he screwed that up. Wait a minute . . . hey Turdblossom, who the fuck wrote this?