Considering that the
Theory of Gravity has larger unexplained gaps than the
Theory of Evolution, we do our children a disservice by only teaching in our science classes that the Earth "orbits" the Sun.
That the almighty sun god Ra drags the sun across the sky each day should be given an equal platform for consideration, until such time as all of the Theory of Gravity's unknowns can be thoroughly explained.
Considering the "Intelligent Design" lawsuits that are springing up around the country, it only makes sense that now's the time for an "Intelligent Sunshine" lawsuit as well. Our country is clearly ready to be rid of the oppressive yoke of scientific thought.
All jokes aside, what would it take to make a lawsuit like this happen? Surely an "Intelligent Sunshine" lawsuit would snap the courts and public opinion out of this anti-science stupor...