Ah, how sweet it is.
After years of watching the human compost heap, Matt "Egg-Man" Drudge taking every opportunity to cast shame and scorn on anyone who isn't a Bush toady, for the slightest error of judgement (or even sometimes no error of judgement at all), I finally managed to catch Drudge with his pants well and truly down.
Actually, catching him with his pants down is a realtively easy feat - just visit the right kind of nightclubs and take along a six-pack of eggs and he'll find you - but this time I caught him with his pants down 'figuratively.'
You see, Matt Drudge, perveyor of everything that is 'good' and 'patriotic' and 'American'... has been profiting off a website devoted to racism, sexism, porn, and animal cruelty. Check it out:
Try to look past Drudge's fantasy picture of Prince Harry with his pants down (how very Gus Van Sant!), and look at the bottom right of the image above - the very same day that Drudge takes USA Today to task for over-color correcting a picture of Condisleeza Rice, the very same guy not only runs a faked picture of a British royal sans trousers, but he also runs an ad boasting "Caught on video: Pakistani blood sport - Bears VS Dogs!"
Clicking on said ad brings you to a website that is fairly disgusting. If you don't want to watch a bear and dog ripping each other to pieces, you can watch 20-year-old "horny" Kelly on her webcam. Or maybe you'd prefer to download the "Napster of adult sites", or watch the video described as "The Slappy Dance: The Spousal Abuse Shuffle." Or maybe you prefer the MILF Hotline, or the "Wetback Video" or maybe you'd like to see a pro-lifer get his arm snapped by a police officer.
Yes folks, this is the sort of thing Matt Drudge advertises on his website. The same guy that took Chris Rock to task for TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT for daring to say "only gays watch the Oscars", is offering you the chance to see a small child having his arm intentionally run over by a truck or an amputee who got his hand sewn on backwards.
And Egg-Boy can't even claim he didn't know - the website opens it's front page with the headline "Welcome Drudgereport folks!" Clearly this arrangement has been going on for a while, which is good for Drudge, because until now the only ad revenue he's been able to pull has been the regular paycheck he gets from Richard Mellon Skaife, and the occasional commission from the Red State Book Club, home of the Ann Coulter/Sean Hannity box set.
We always knew he was a disgusting individual, but from now on, whenever Drudge puts crap on someone else for doing something that offends his tender sensibilities, we can point to the picture above and say, "Shut your hole, Pervert."