It's not what we expected, we've all just been sucked into the year 3000 by a freak time warp and, much like in Futurama, the more things change, the more they stay the same.
Case in point, Daily Kos in the year 3000, run by Mar-Kos, a half-Amphibioid from Sagitarius VII, devoted to promoting and preserving the values of the Democratic Party (formerly the Awesome Dude Party, formerly the Destroy the Evil Robot Army that Has Invaded Our World Party, formerly Connecticut for LEEBER-MAN 9, formerly the Greener party, formerly the Democratic Party) and providing a place for beings from all over the galaxy to argue petty politics.
Here then is the text version of the Daily Kos open thread on July 27, 3000.
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The Daily Kos FAQ version 1093858393.3
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No troll rating the Troll People from Trollus 9.
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No more conspiracy theories about 9/11! We take the official position that the events of September 11, 2993 happened roughly how the official report stated that it happened- namely, a parallel universe made of antimatter collided with this one creating a third universe populated with exact copies of everything in this universe, except all the people have big eyes like in Anime. Anyone suggesting that this was an inside job involving the preserved brain of Dick Cheney in a vat will likely be banned.
You are expected to tithe 10% of your earnings to the Church in order that we may continue to provide community services. Anyone not tithing shall not receive the blessing of our Lord and Savior, he who fought the mighty beast and slayed the evil one, Jon Stewart.
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Klingons must leave all weapons outside.
So, fellow beings, get it off your mid-torso region! Speak your nerve center!