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Top Ten Reasons Why Bush Won
by
LIMAMA
Community
(This content is not subject to review by Daily Kos staff prior to publication.)
Saturday, Nov. 06, 2004
Saturday, Nov. 06, 2004
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4:40:35pm PST
Pitcher Curt Schilling of the Boston Red Sox traded autographed baseballs for votes.
Kerry supporters who thought they were standing on long lines to vote were actually on lines to see "The Grudge."
Bush promised to reveal what was on his back during the debates.
Invisible ink markers were accidentally used in heavily Democratic precincts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger auctioned off "A Night With Maria" to the Republican operative with the highest GOTV turnout.
Subliminal "Bush-Cheney 04" message in all beer commercials.
MAD Magazine readers finally took notice of the uncanny resemblance between George W. Bush and Alfred E. Neumann.
Civic minded voters wanted to help Canada meet immigration quotas.
Robo calls informed voters that if Kerry became President, they would lose the right to drink, drive and have sex at the same time.
Punch card printing error omitted John Kerry's name in ballots sent to Ohio, Florida and New Mexico.