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Revealing the names and addresses of socially undesirable people under Megan's Law for the formerly incarcerated has not yet been, and may never be, found unconstitutional.

Well, perhaps the anxious glare of neighborhood scrutiny is a sovereign remedy for more than one ill. Let's try it out in another field. Let's try it out in health care.

Specifically, let's try it out on the tobacco industry.

There are certain pusillanimous and weasel-tongued Congresscritters who actually pretend to imagine that such experiments in social engineering as Megan's Law are not only legitimate public policy but constitute an active improvement in civil life. This is the law that says if you are a convicted sex offender who has served your time you must still register your name and likeness with the local constabulary.

These guardians of public order, in contrast to their normal practice, then communicate this information to any concerned or inquiring citizen who happens to show up and ask. Instead of the pitiful scenes this doubtless causes in real life -- worried young mother consults bored and resentful police officer -- somehow, I can just imagine a Jonathan Winters bit where he's dressed up as Maudie Frickert and asks an uncharacteristically congenial and helpful gendarme, "Can I see the pictures of the sex offenders? Reeeeeally? Addresses too? Oooh. Don't want any old ones though. Might wear them out."

Now, our particular land of the free and home of the brave has never had any trouble in publicly identifying undesirable social elements. If you were female, black, Hispanic, Asian, Southern European, Jewish, Arabic, homosexual or even, within living memory, Irish, you didn't need any yellow Stars of David or pink triangles sewn on your clothes for the police, bankers, school administrators, bill collectors, and petty functionaries of church, state and corporations to recognize you. The system of English accents cemented the caste divisions of Great Britain. Ethnic origins and sexual preferences did a similar separative service in America. And anyone who thinks this kind of thing is safely over and done with and consigned to the dustbin of history either hasn't been paying attention or actively doesn't want to know.

Megan's Law was driven by the misnamed Christian right whose leadership certainly, and much of whose membership probably, is busy stoking up their reward-fires for the next life. I can imagine the view from the verandah of heaven, looking down on the fried souls of Babdist real estate agents, like mounds of hot popcorn shrimp, jumping off the devil's griddle to be served to the decent underprivileged masses lined up behind St. Peter.

But that serene and pleasant vista is not yet part of my experience. Instead, we have things like Megan's Law, intended to reassure the right that those evil prisoners (who have somehow cheated the law, doubtless through the fault of weak liberal judges, into releasing them from incarceration just because their sentences have been fully served) will still be subject to public inquisition and social ostracism. As if the dismal and inescapable penury of the post-incarcerated weren't enough.

Well, perhaps the anxious glare of neighborhood scrutiny is a sovereign remedy for more than one ill. Let's try it out in another field. Let's try it out in health care.

Specifically, let's try it out on the tobacco industry. That's a few more folks than we normally like to think. All of them guilty as hell of trying to kill people. Just because they figured out how to get paid for killing them, and because it doesn't automatically kill all of them, and takes quite awhile to kill the ones it does, and has moreover always been done this way, they imagine that killing people isn't their business. But it is. On a daily basis.

We can see the problem a lot clearer in defense spending because we've been thinking about public deprivation by soldiers since Lexington and Concord. But those in uniform, behind desks, engineering and selling and flying and building the implements of mass destruction can all console themselves with the thought, "Well, we only kill people when we have to and when we're ordered to by the whole nation through lawfully constituted authority."

On the other hand, tobacco manufacturers, farmers, packagers, lawyers, advertisers, advertising media, scientists, universities, lobbyists, known paid Congresscritters, and all their wives, children, girlfriends, boyfriends, brothers and sisters, and aged mothers are profiting from and are sustained by causing death on the installment plan, every single second.

The perniciousness of Megan's Law in a civil liberties sense is that, while parolees are still technically in custody, those who have served their sentences are theoretically as free as if they had never committed a crime. Unless the crime is sexual and child-related, in which case they have to report to the police and keep a current photo on file for public inspection. I don't remember seeing that footnoted as an exception in the Constitution, myself, but maybe my eyesight isn't as good as that of the strict-constructionist, original-intent-of-the-Founding-Fathers-as-we-conveniently-imagine-it-to-be Republican majority in Congress.

A tobacco scientist may look like anyone else, have the same middle-class preoccupations, have innocent children and an infirm parent to look after. Yet, if a tobacco scientist, then a paid liar. (Not that that ought to be punishable in itself. Some have even taken so much leave of their senses as to claim that journalists are well-paid liars. This claim is, of course, only partially correct.)

Similarly a tobacco farmer, frugally husbanding his federal crop allotments and price supports while loudly (and possibly truly) proclaiming himself to be one of the few remaining American family farmers, may seem to be an innocuous enough figure. Yet, if a tobacco farmer, then a slow assassin.

Now, lobbyists are special case. Some call for branding all of them, others for castration first. It's a difficult decision. Not whether to do something like that, but which one -- if not both.

As it happens my neighborhood is crawling with lobbyists of one sort and another. I've met a lot of them, been friends with a few. And surprising as it seems, they are not all creeps and scumbags. Of course, I could be wrong about that. After all, I could smell Bob Strauss from all the way across the room... And don't forget, tobacco lobbyists include not only individual tobacco company shills, the Tobacco Institute, and the entire auto racing infrastructure, but the constellation of Libertarian conservative rights-for-corporations hacks.

The advertising industry, both those who create ads and those in whose pages or on whose airwaves or billboards or other signage it appears, must be firmly included in any tobacco malefactor identification program. Naturally this has to include the billboard scum like Ted Turner. Certainly all employees of the major advertising agencies who have tobacco accounts must be included, as well as subsidiaries in the packaging, trucking, and retailing industries.

Children have to know if their parents got tainted money. People in school communities need to know what kind of dire social influences are being exerted by the offspring of social criminals.

Because so many undesirables are involved as tobacco sellers, we need a technological answer here. Badges? We don't need no stinking badges. Implants is the answer. Little satellite locator implants. Make 'em in the form of earrings that give off a green glow and also communicate with nearby TVs, cellphones, and computers. Update the ancient lepers' bellringing and cry of "Unclean! Unclean!"

Child rapists, tobacco sellers. All the same thing.

Originally posted to slangist on Wed Nov 23, 2005 at 02:51 PM PST.

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Comment Preferences

  •  Same Thing? (none)
    You can't be serious. You can't be comparing somebody that rapes children to a tobacco farmer.
    •  No, You're Right (none)
      A child rapist is not really the same thing as a tobacco farmer. A tobacco farmer is worse. One farmer is responsible for the death, disfigurement, inacpacitation, pain and suffering of thousands of people over a twenty or thirty year period.

      The rapist is justly punished according to the criminal code. The tobacco farmer, manufacturer, lawyer, advertiser, scientist, packager, retailer is rewarded with income for his/her part in killing millions.

      •  A tobacco farmer (none)
        is worse than a child rapist?

        Will you feel safer letting your child play outdoors if you know exactly where that damned tobacco farmer lives?

        Have you ever heard the sound of a mother screaming for her son?...Carley Sheehan

        by nupstateny on Wed Nov 23, 2005 at 04:16:36 PM PST

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      •  for the record (none)
        my family farmed tobacco for many generations.  it wasn't exactly a ticket to riches.  if you have to make this analogy, it should at least be to someone like the ceo of philip morris...
  •  Huh? (none)
    This is an excellent example of making a simple question difficult.

    There is only one question here. Does my right to know of registered sex offenders in my neighborhood (with the presumed purpose being to provide for the safety of myself and my family members) exceed the right of privacy of that set of folks?

    As for Megan's law being driven by the Christian right you are missing a detail. In 1996, President Bill Clinton signed legislation that directed state legislatures to adopt statutes that would not only require convicted sex offenders to register with their local law enforcement agency after release, but added the component of granting access to such registries to the public.

  •  I am neither a aprent, a right-winmger or (4.00)
    a Christian of any sort. But I back Megan's Law.  

    The problem  is that they lump in an 18 year old who has sex with 1 5 year old int he smae category as a violent rapist.  I actually know someone who was 25 at thet iem of the sex, it ws consnesnual and the girl wa a month away from turning 18.

    Was he wrong? Damned right.  He was volunteer drama coach at a high school.  He was in a position of authority.  But he isn't violent, and it's ridiculous to lumpo someone like him in with  someone who rapes a 12 year old.  Fortunately. if he keeps his hands off underage girls for 5 years, his name will come off the list.  

    And I wouldn't want him near my non-existent daughter  if she were under 21.

    Tobacco companies? No prioblem with lsiting lobbyists who work for them, and Congressmen who accept money from them.

    But smoking IS a choice. Rape isn't.

    The last time we mixed religion and politics people got burned at the stake.

    by irishwitch on Wed Nov 23, 2005 at 04:07:49 PM PST

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