I, for one, am glad that we're finally doing something about this
Satan guy.
You'd have to agree, ever since he barred U.N. inspectors from entering the Garden of Eden the situation has just gone downhill.
This must be a part of Rumsfeld's plan to "Sweep everything up, things related and not".
Army Lt. Gen. William Boykin, deputy undersecretary of defense for intelligence and war-fighting support, has used speeches at churches and prayer breakfasts to portray the U.S. battle with Islamic radicals as a fight with "Satan," saying they sought to destroy America "because we're a Christian nation."
Now, I have no doubt our brave men and women in uniform will quickly track down and capture the Prince of Darkness and his minions, just as they captured Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.
The big question is, what do we do with him?