Many of our esteemed members of the House of Representatives, who are elected officials and therefore represent the will of the people of this great nation, have decided that the fact that we have gulags in Eastern Europe where we torture people -- people who haven't been charged with any crime or given any rights whatsoever in order to defend themselves is in itself OKAY .....
But the fact that WE KNOW NOW ABOUT THIS is really really a terrible thing!
It is, in fact, a crime! Because they're investigating it.
Now they wouldn't waste our tax dollars investigating something that isn't a crime, now, would they? Because they are men who have run a gauntlet of severe scrutiny and public opinion -- these representatives must be the cream of our society rising to the top, no?
Help me get my head around this after the fold ....
So these intelligent men, these leaders, these proud representatives of our people are angry, not that we have gulags in Eastern Europe where we are torturing God Knows Who (and only God and the CIA really does know who), but that WE KNOW ABOUT IT.
I know I'm sounding a bit redundant now, but my inferior mind is trying to understand this issue .......
So .... it's a crime that the American people KNOW that we are paying -- financially CONDONING -- with our tax dollars, for gulags in Eastern Europe where we are torturing people.
Okay. I think I've got it. That's easy enough to understand. Now that I understand it, I feel used. I feel abused, actually. I feel dirty, and guilty, and troubled. I didn't used to feel that way. Back when I didn't know we were torturing people in gulags in Eastern Europe I felt quite a bit better!
Those fuckers! How DARE they tell me something that BUMS ME OUT. All in the name of -- what, TRUTH?
WHOEVER spilled the beans about these gulags has some serious EXPLAININ to do!
YES, goddamnit I want them to FIND whoever let this be known -- shit, we should all file a class action lawsuit against whoever it was for besmirching our little fantasy-myth about what America is!
When I find that fucker ..... I'm gonna say we send them to a goddamn gulag in Eastern Europe and torture them because there's only one thing worse than having gulags in Eastern Europe who torture people is KNOWING ABOUT IT.
And that's what our esteemed representatives in the House realize. God bless them! They're right every time.
Fucking leaks, and the fucking press! The fucking Internet, and all those fucking people who want to know the truth! Goddamn all those fuckers who actually want to know what we used to kill people in Iraq? What's it matter? The myth of America is all that matters. The myth that God Blesses the U.S.A. so therefore we can do no wrong whatsoever. I like that myth! I don't want anybody to fuck with it! Amen!