I can't let Hunter have
all the fun. I want to get on the O'Reilly "enemies list" too.
So here is my over the top answer to O'Reilly's latest, via Media Matters, with snark dripping everywhere:
On the November 28 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio show, host Bill O'Reilly pointed to "a very secret plan" by the "secular progressive" movement, which he said aims to "diminish Christian philosophy in the U.S.A."
. . . According to O'Reilly, the "secular progressive" movement has three elements:
- First, progressive financiers George Soros and Peter Lewis "pour money into the ACLU [American Civil Liberties Union], they pour money into the smear websites, you know, they buy up a lot of media time."
- Second, "the ACLU is their legal arm. ... [T]he ACLU runs around the country suing everybody and intimidating people."
- Third, "the smear websites are their media arm."
Heh. O'Reilly numbers. I can count to 3. One, three. What a dope.
More:
O'Reilly said these three elements operate "in tandem"
A bicycle built for 3? No, that's not right.
O'REILLY: [Y]ou use your left-wing smear websites to go after anybody who stands up for Christmas. If you stand up for Christmas, they come after you. So the tandem intimidates. The tandem intimidates. Suing on one hand; smearing on the other hand.
But there is a plan says O'Reilly. A "secret plan":
O'REILLY: Well, that's right. I mean, if there's anything The Factor does it's bring the big picture to people so they understand what's going on, and -- because it isn't in a vacuum. I mean, the ACLU and George Soros and these websites don't operate day to day without a plan.
. . . There's a very secret plan. And it's a plan that nobody's going to tell you, "Well, we want to diminish Christian philosophy in the U.S.A. because we want X, Y, and Z." They'll never ever say that. But I'm kind of surprised they went after Christmas because it's such an emotional issue.
Hmmmmmm. A secret plan. George Soros. Against Christmas. ACLU. Hollywood. Liberal New York Elite. Wait a second! O'Reilly is talking about a new Protocols of the Elders of Zion!
I'll explain my facetious theory on the flip.
George Soros? Jew.
Want to kill Christmas? So O'Reilly supported the "The Passion of the Christ" right? Who killed Jesus in the movie? That's right. Jews.
And David Brock? Well, he's not Jewish. But that didn't stop Michael Savage:
From the May 18 Savage Nation:
SAVAGE: We have -- I don't know who this guy is, David Broken, or David Brockstein, David Brock -- talking about right-wing media.
Not actually a Jew? So what? just add a -stein and voila!
And, the ACL Jew of course. What? You think I'm paranoid? How about this:
In more recent years, Republicans think of the American Civil Liberties Union, an organization they despise, as ACL-Jew. Deep Jewish involvement in the civil rights movement aligned Jews with another group the right hates - African-Americans.
See? I have a link and everything.
So there you have it. Bill O'Reilly is at war with Jews. He is proposing a new pogrom.
What? Sounds loony? Is this slander? Well, I got more evidence than the neocons do. And that didn't stop David Brooks. And I got a hell of a lot more evidence than O'Reilly.
There. If that doesn't get me on the "enemies list" I am going to have to change my handle to Armando-stein.
To be clear, this is not a serious post. Any resemblance to an actual O'Reilly "secret plan" is purely coincidental.