I was given them by an "anonymous source" in the Ohio Department of State. Read on...
Here's a nice voter...
Wait! She's actually an Ohio election worker!
She's not voting, she's tampering with the ballots!
And what's she doing with that ballot box now!
She's breaking into it!
Oh no! And now she and her Republican cronies are dumping them out! Hey, stop it!
And now what are they doing? Look!
Oh no! They just carried them out of the election site, to an "undisclosed location". Oh no, look, now Kenneth Blackwell is lighting a match!
He's setting the ballots on fire!
They even brought in the Dayton Fire Department to do a "controlled burn".
Wow, they couldn't even break for lunch! They're cooking hot dogs in the fire of the illegally destroyed ballots!
And now they're pouring acid on the ashes!
To destroy the evidence!
And dumping the remains...
...into the ocean...
...to be carried away forever by the waves.
We can't let them get away with it!
So Armando, what do you have to say to that evidence, smart guy?