The semester is ending,
And our papers are due.
Our facts are unchecked,
And our claims are untrue.
Proof read? Are you crazy?
That's what spell check is for!
Why try to fix errors,
We we'd just find more!
The tests are approaching,
But what have we learned?
Our books are unopened,
The pages unturned.
Our time is to short,
We'll just do our best.....
And so we'll all pray for,
A multiple choice test.
Let's just blame our teachers,
They're all boring and dull.
They expect us to work,
But our schedules are full.
Our professors teach classes,
But what do they know,
If attendance wasn't required,
Then nobody would go.
They say "`D's get diplomas,"
But is that enough?
For jobs and for Grad-School,
This work stuff is tough!
But don't think that you're finished,
You're lost or you're through.
If you only get "C"s,
You might be the President someday, too.