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The National Reporter (usa) has just received a special report from its Undercover Section of an extraordinary secret meeting of Internationally known Christian leaders and high ranking members of the fundamentalist Muslim and Jewish sects taking place near Jerusalem.
In attendance were Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Shiite cleric Moktada al-Sadrand of Sadr city, Iraq and Israeli Rabbi Avigdor Neventzal among others.
The "New Holy Alliance" as they are calling themselves, declared the meeting, the United Convocation for the Salvation of Human Souls. Found by our special correspondent while meeting in a very famous cave just outside of Jerusalem they issued the following manifesto:
We call for a Holy Crusade against secularism and liberalism. We denounce and demand the immediate cessation of blasphemy against our Holy Leaders, our religions, our beloved Jesus and profits. We cite the recent desecration of the "Holy Prophet" Mohammed in vile and degrading cartoons and the sinful movie, The Last Temptation of Christ.
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