Our ever-observant Dear Leader was in New Orleans today - once again as a stop-over on his way back to Washington, D.C., from Crawford, Texas. And what did he have to say this time around, after his last visit two months ago?
"You've got a pile of stuff here."
Yes, my friends. In case there was a shred of doubt about our President's ability to state the obvious, we now know that he is as stupid as we all think. Want to know the context of this quote? Below the fold.
"You've got a pile of stuff here," the president remarked at one point, watching from a mold-infested pink duplex as a small bulldozer shoved a mattress, toys, a cooking pot, several pairs of blue jeans, a single brown shoe and a pair of women's underwear down the street.
Yes, he was pointing out a pile of "stuff" that included someone's mattress, toys, a cooking pot, blue jeans, a shoe, and a pair of underwear.
So... (drumroll please)... in honor of Dear Leader, I want to start a "You've Got A __ t/here" contest! Who will come up with the best thing you've got there??
Leave your suggestions in the comments. I've got a few to get your minds flowing from the perspective of my office chair.
"You've got an... an... electronic MACHINE there. heh heh."
"You've got a cup o' joe there."
"You've got a... a... CHAIR here."
"You've got a calculating APP-A-RAT-US here." <grins>
"You've got a SOVEREIGN NATION, with SOVEREIGN LAWS that's SOVEREIGN... here."
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Fire away.